"Stupidru" (Schm1an)
09/17/2014 at 08:48 • Filed to: None | 1 | 12 |
Long story short: guys who drive a 328xi with tinted windows think they're tough.
A car in front of me turned onto a side street, so once he turned I put the pedal to the medal because that's the only way my car moves at an acceptable rate. Well this guy behind me thought that wasn't fast enough for him, so he passes me in the oncoming lane at a snail's pace and slows down in about half a mile due to backed up traffic. A few miles later down the road, I end up getting ahead of him in 2 lane traffic (his lane was slower off of a red light and I was in the left lane to turn into work) and make my turn into my job's subdivision and this guy cuts over 2 lanes and follows me. Awesome. I thought about doing a lap and trying to lose him but I just decided to pull into my parking spot and lock the doors if he thought it would make him feel like a tough guy to tell me I drive a slow car.
Thanks for being a piece of trash, BMW bro.
macanamera
> Stupidru
09/17/2014 at 08:54 | 2 |
Can confirm, used to drive a 328xi, thought I was tough.
OPPOsaurus WRX
> Stupidru
09/17/2014 at 08:56 | 0 |
I saw a guy on my way home sunday weaving in and out of traffic. Traffic was moving from 60-80 and he had to have been doing 100. I was fairly impressed with his ability to keep in on the road and not take anyone out however I couldn't believe his blatant disregard for everyone else's safety on that highway.
BKRM3
> Stupidru
09/17/2014 at 09:16 | 1 |
So wait, what did he actually DO when he followed you? Maybe he just works in the same building and thinks cutting over 2 lanes is sweet? Did he actually tell you that you drive a slow car? Lol that's not a very hardass thing to do.
TulsaMtnBiker (OkieRising)
> Stupidru
09/17/2014 at 09:24 | 1 |
As an owner this pains me.
What pains me even more? The Fake F10 M5 that passed me on the highway yesterday. Clown went to the lengths of putting fake side vents, and the front fascia. BRO, your 535 twin exhausts give you away! BURNNNN
Tripper
> Stupidru
09/17/2014 at 09:33 | 0 |
It's a good thing I have never seen a driver of any other kind of car do something like that...
Stupidru
> BKRM3
09/17/2014 at 12:02 | 0 |
When he was behind me he was making hand gestures toward me and yelling (being 100% honest here, I don't drive like a dick, so I have no idea why he would be yelling at me). He never turned into my building so I'll never know what he was thinking
Stupidru
> TulsaMtnBiker (OkieRising)
09/17/2014 at 12:04 | 1 |
I wholeheartedly understand. I drive a Subaru... yes, I have fun in winter (in empty parking lots late at night away from anybody), but I am also far from your typical flat-brimmed hat and white Oakley wearing bro Subaru-driving bro. I get generalizations all the time just because I drive a bugeye Subaru (non-turbo, so not even a wrx)
Stupidru
> macanamera
09/17/2014 at 12:05 | 0 |
I met up with a friend of mine from college for a few beers the other night after work. After we got out of the bar he goes "you driving that POS Subaru? Check this out man" as he slaps the hood of his 328xi and goes "ALL THAT IS MAN!" and takes off doing about 65mph through a residential zone... I lost so much respect for him after that
Stupidru
> Tripper
09/17/2014 at 12:21 | 0 |
While I agree this is a generalization, it comes with its merits. In my area, an overwhelming frequency of douchebaggery on the road is led by a car with a blue and white roundel on the trunk
BKRM3
> Stupidru
09/17/2014 at 12:31 | 0 |
Crazy people be crazy!
Tripper
> Stupidru
09/17/2014 at 13:21 | 0 |
Whatever you're a racist :)
Stupidru
> Tripper
09/17/2014 at 13:26 | 0 |
Seriously, smurfs are assholes on the road